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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 12:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

So they tried

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

No go.

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

How do I express sarcasm in non-dialogue text when writing a fiction novel?

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

ESA’s new asteroid hunter opens its eye to the sky - European Space Agency

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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