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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 12:45

Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Belmont Stakes 2025: Odds, horses, prediction, complete bettor’s guide - New York Post
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Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Creatine supports brain and muscle health during every stage of life - Earth.com
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Where's Marty McFly's guitar? Search is on for 'Back to the Future' prop 4 decades later - NBC News
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
So they tried
Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?
No go.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How an unnoticed pregnancy complication almost ended a young Staten Island mom’s life - SILive.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Ukraine attacks Russian aircraft in far-reaching drone strikes - The Washington Post
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
How do I express sarcasm in non-dialogue text when writing a fiction novel?
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Doctors Find They Can Detect Cancer in Blood Years Before Diagnosis - futurism.com
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
ESA’s new asteroid hunter opens its eye to the sky - European Space Agency
Everyone loved it.
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